I realized yesterday that this blog was getting way too heavy. Good writing or not, it needed to come down.
My thought of the day, or at least of the morning:
"When the alternative is dropping a bag of pee onto the floor, breaking it, thus spewing nasty, stale filth onto your feet, legs, and the surrounding carpet, raking leaves doesn't seem so bad."
Also, I am on a mission to say more things out loud today than yesterday, wherein for the first 8 hours of my day I had only uttered a hostile, albeit empty threat of strangulation and the gentle cooing of "who's my smelly butt?" So far I have succeeded, even if my words spoken out loud have once again gone mostly unanswered.
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